They say the road to success is always under construction. Well, its easy to know.
There is always the big sign that reads SLOW men working.
They say the brave man dies only once. But the coward dies many times. Well, tell that to the insurance salesman and... you will have to buy another policy sir.
Telling the baby not to cry is like teaching the pig how to sing. Its a waste of time.
Telling your 60-year old mom not to eat ice cream is like telling the salesman to stop talking. Its a waste of time.
Ever see a man urinating in public? He is just telling everyone to do the same. Its not fun but messy.
Why does a dog lick its private parts? The American says, because it can! Well,
the Pinoy says its faster and easier than wait the master's bath. And hygienic than licking the master's mouth.
Anyway, you can now continue on you work never mind if its SLOW its better than no work at all. Hoping you feel a little easier this time.
Mel, can I lift some of the jokes for my Fun in Life? I like that stuff "The road to success is always under construction."
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