Not only in the Philippines, I need to piss! I need to piss!

  I need to piss I need to piss!   This was not the shout of a kid urging his dad to go with him to the toilet.   This was the unheeded demand of Gerard Depardieu the popular French movie actor while inside the commercial plane preparing and about to take off, but was delayed for about half an hour because the runway was congested.  His demand unheeded since everyone in the plane had already their seat belts fastened and the toilet door must remain closed.  Only to be told a little while that the take off had to be delayed for another twenty minutes because of the traffic on the runway.  The famous actor had to take the rules into his own hands and went to the back of the aircraft, and there on an empty bottle relieved himself.  But the bottle was not big enough that half of his pee splashed unto the floor carpet.  What happened?  The plane had to be grounded for another two hours that the flight crew had to wash and clean the carpet thoroughly.  But the sad fact is the actor was thrown out of the flight with his two companions.  From reports of the London-based Telegraph.
  Oh what a relief!  So it is not only in the Philippines that urinating in public is at times a must do.   Two days ago two men were shot and seriously wounded while urinating on the tire of a car.  Those of you who said that these acts are unrefined and grossly ill-mannered should recall your statements and be honest to yourself that it is traumatically impossible to hold on to nature rushing out of a man's bladder. Depardieu's unfortunate incident did not even spring up laughter or malicious reactions from the other passengers of the aircraft, proof that every one had refined manners.
    In the Philippines, all the bus driver had to do is come down from his wheels and point his gun unto the tire and in a minute, a sigh of relief.