The old woman who swallowed a horse

     Ever heard of the story?


     Of course, we learned this in school.


     There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.  She became so worried that the fly will make her sick and then die. So she swallowed a monkey to kill the fly.   But she still got worried and even more scared that the pest and a beast now in her stomach brought her feelings of extreme discomfort and fear that she might die.


     So she swallowed a horse.  She died of course.


     And so is the story of the alopecic and cantankerous bachelor, who inherited  a palace so filthy-looking and so dirty that his friends told him that the former dwellers of the once elegant house of kings were so unclean and corrupt, so unworthy of the palatial home.  The people who owned the age-old big house refused to renew the contract of the previous tenants.


     And so here comes the certified bachelor, the inheritor of the palace, who is a descendant of a family who is virtuous and immaculately clean in their lifestyle, that in their house you can see not a fly.  And true to his cleanness  he chose not to live in the palace but he built a small cottage nearby where he also launched his cleansing campaign against the former dwellers of the century-old huge mansion.


The Campaign


    Everyone who used to hang around or merely fool around the palace were suspects, not excluding the small woman (little girl) who used to be the 'mayor duma' who he suspected to be the one who brought in the ugliest and filthiest dung.  He ordered her arrested and cleansed with soap and water then locked in the dungeon.


     Not far from the place is also a big mansion, likewise palatial in design and prestige.  There lived a man  he strongly suspected to be corrupt and the one responsible in bringing about all his and his family's troubles.  The cantankerous bachelor wanted him removed from the house, arrested and cleansed with soap and water and eventually locked in the dungeon.
     But the man, unlike the little girl, refused the cleansing saying I have no sin against you.  "Leave my house?  Sus ginoo!   Over my dead body. And so is the furious fight.
     The cantankerous bachelor is now in a quandary  and is considering buying a truckload of TNT and blow up the entire neighborhood to smithereens - not excluding himself Of Course.