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One day in our village elementary school, a student asked his teacher. "Teacher why do you have to use a stick to discipline your students? " Because if you have no discipline you will be like the octopus riding on a skateboard strewn into a mall. You will not know which direction you are going," replied the teacher. "But,teacher the police says it is unlawful to use that stick" countered the boy. "I know, you do not have to worry I will not use this stick to strike your butt. This is just the symbol that I have the power and authority to discipline you my dear students,"said the teacher swinging the stick to the left and to the right . Teacher, can you discipline my father and my mother? asked the kid. I am sorry my dear one but because of their size I cannot do it anymore." answered the teacher."I know "said the boy as he sat down. But he stood up again with his question. "Teacher, during our recess this morning we saw two of your co-teachers in our canteen, one bought a hotdog and the other a rice cake. Would you know who of the two is married and have children too? The teacher blushed and could not answer right away, but said I think she is the one who bought hotdog. But the boy quickly said, no she is Mam de Vera the one with the wedding ring...
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