Dying patient asked his doctor to leave him

   If my doctor tells me I have few more hours to live, I will not believe him and I will not worry at all.  If he will ask me what would be my last wish I will not tell him because it will make me worry and sad.  I  might remember the sad story of my uncle who died two years ago. His last wish was not granted because he wanted  to hug me as he dies, he was on the electric chair.  If  the doctor asked me, do you believe in God? Sure I will tell him, He is the Creator of all things seen and unseen.  So let us wait for His bell to ring.  What do you mean?   It means He is calling, Son your table is ready.  And if it is really true I am dying maybe I do not need a doctor here or help, for that matter because dying is easy I just lie down here and in a while its all over, so less expense.  So doc can I go home now?  But before I forget, may I request you doc to please not put RIP over my head when I'm dead. What do you mean? he might ask back Well put instead SYS  well it means See You Soon...